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These are lyrics by The Police that we think are kind of nonsensical.

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The Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's a big enough umbrella
but it's me who always
ends up getting wet
Why They're Nonsensical:
It can't be that big an umbrella if Sting is the one who always ends up getting wet.
Submitted by: Celeste
The Police's, "King Of Pain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Who would feed a skeleton a crust of bread? Isn't it obvious that it can't swallow a crumb of bread, let alone a crust?
Submitted by: My Name Is Joe

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