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These are lyrics by Topol that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Topol

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Topol's, "If I Were A Rich Man"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And there'd be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down
Why They're Nonsensical:
Firstly, staircases have no direction to them. Secondly, assuming the two staircases in question connect the same two floors, they should be of equal length.
Submitted by: Raphael

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