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These are lyrics by Billy Swan that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Billy Swan

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Best of Billy Swan album at
Billy Swan's, "I Can Help"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I've got two for me
Why They're Nonsensical:
I posted a question about this on a message board and asked about this, because to me it sounded like Swan was singing 'I've a toof on me.' But the 'apparently correct' lyrics make no more sense than the gibberish lyrics I thought I was hearing. Furthermore, he doesn't specify what he has two of for himself.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

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