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These are lyrics by Alcazar that we think are kind of nonsensical.

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Alcazar's, "Crying At The Discoteque"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The golden years
The silver tears
You wore a tie like Richard Gere
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yeah right! What has Richard Gere to do with the rest of the song? How much did he got paid for this line?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Alcazar's, "Crying At The Discoteque"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You wore a tie like Richard Gere
Why They're Nonsensical:
Gasp! How dare that person! Doesn't s/he know that Richard's the only one in the world who wears a tie? Irreverence!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Alcazar's, "Sexual Guarantee"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you want my number
my sexual guarantee
And if you need my lovin'
my sexual guarantee
Why They're Nonsensical:
These guys must be desperate to flog this sexual guarantee of theirs...ah, ok guys, I'll have your number. Just one thing, though... ...What in the name of cream crackers is a 'sexual guarantee'???
Submitted by: Devil Jones

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