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These are lyrics by Kelis that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Kelis

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Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, its better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge
and then I can see you're on it,
you want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well I really, really love this song, but I thought she said she could teach you for a price...? Hello, can it be bought or not?
Submitted by: Spazn

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