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These are lyrics by The Vapors that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, The Vapors

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The Vapors', "Turning Japanese"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Why They're Nonsensical:
Oh really. Huh? What in the world does that even mean?! In what language does that make any sense? Even if you try to turn it into a metaphor for something it still doesn't make any sense. There's no such thing as a cyclone ranger and furthermore why would people be avoiding you? The whole song is total nonsense but this line really takes the cake! It doesn't even in any way relate to the rest of the song. It's so stupidly ridiculous it's almost funny. What were they on when they wrote this line anyways?
Submitted by: Edward
The Vapors', "Turning Japanese"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Why They're Nonsensical:
Like many of you, I've had to take biology at some point or another, and I still can't imagine those pictures of such wonders as the digestive track and circulatory system I was forced to look at in those classes could be part of a very lovely person (male or female). Beauty really *is* only skin deep.
Submitted by: tifa

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