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These are lyrics by Gretchen Wilson that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Gretchen Wilson

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Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Whoa, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, Gretchen, if you can buy it on a shelf, I'd like to see that. In every Wal Mart that I've been to, you have to take things to a check-out line to buy them.
Submitted by: Carmen Stanley

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