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These are lyrics by Stephen Bishop that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Stephen Bishop

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20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection album at
Stephen Bishop's, "On And On"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Lonesome Jimmy sits alone in the moonlight
Saw his woman kiss another man
So he takes a ladder,
Steals the stars from the sky,
Puts on Sinatra and starts to cry.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Nobody could ever steal the stars from the sky. First of all, there is no ladder tall enough to reach the stars. Second of all, if you could reach them, you couldn't possibly take them.
Submitted by: Lisa Cohead

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