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These are lyrics by Simon And Milo that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Simon And Milo

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Simon And Milo's, "Pretty Girls"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I were a lawyer I would argue for the right to kiss you passionately
And if I were a teacher I would rewrite history so you would end up with me
And if I were an architect then I'd be busy drawing up the perfect plan
But all of these things above so alone is the only thing I am
Why They're Nonsensical:
'But all of these things above so alone is the only thing I am'..........? I don't quite get it.

[Editor's note: This song was recorded by the group Prozzak, but under a different group name, Simon And Milo, which is why it is filed as such.]
Submitted by: Mongoose Dog Kami

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