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These are lyrics by Michael Jackson that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's, "Earth Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
What about elephants?
(What about us)
Have we lost their trust?
Why They're funny:
Thanks Michael, for drawing attention to the bad human/elephant relationship concentrating on this might cause us to ignore you sleeping with little boys
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Michael Jackson's, "Morphine"
The Funny Lyrics:
You make me sick, baby!
Your dog's a bitch, baby!
Why They're funny:
Well, it's funny because "bitch" is traditionally the term for a female dog; however, people use the word 'bitch' as an insult to other people, so calling a dog a bitch is just kind of amusing in a sense.
Submitted by: Kelly Irene
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're a vegetable!
Why They're funny:
Just seems odd to call someone a veggie.
Submitted by: Jen

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