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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Bill Haley and the Comets

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Bill Haley and the Comets', "Shake Rattle and Roll"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm like a one eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
Why They're dirty:
Perhaps a reference to a Peeping Tom looking in a bathroom or bedroom window? Or maybe a brothel?
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