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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Blondie

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Blondie's, "Eat To The Beat"
The dirty Lyrics:
I know you do it. I know you do it
I seen you, seen you, seen you, seen you chewing
Hey, you got a sweet tooth and I remember
A sweeter treat, uh, you beat your meat
Why They're dirty:
'Beat your meat' is perhaps unexpected in this song! Almost fell out my chair laughing
Submitted by: Bea J
Blondie's, "Picture This"
The dirty Lyrics:
I will give you my finest hour,
the one I spent watching you shower.
Why They're dirty:
I was listening to the vinyl LP of Paralell Lines and laughed like hell, when these lyrics came up.
Submitted by: RT
Blondie's, "You Look Good in Blue"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'll give you some head And shoulders to cry on.
Why They're dirty:
A not-so-subtle pun.
Submitted by: Jonathan M

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