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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Pink Floyd

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Pink Floyd's, "Candy and A Currant Bun"
The dirty Lyrics:
Ooh, don't talk to me, Please just f*** with me, Please you know I'm feeling frail It's true Sun shining very bright It's you I'm gonna love tonight Ice cream Tastes good in the afternoon Ice cream Tastes good if you eat it soon Ooh don't touch me child Please, you know you drive me wild Please you know I'm feeling frail!
Why They're dirty:
And everyone thought "Arnold Layne" was dirty?! I think this is the most sexual song the Floyd...or Syd Barrett, for that matter, have ever done. (I think "Ice cream" is supposed to be an innuendo for something completely different!! O.O)
Submitted by: Mrs. Barrett
Pink Floyd's, "Run Like Hell"
The dirty Lyrics:
If you are taking your girlfriend out tonight
Park the car well out of sight
If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!
Why They're dirty:
If he's in the backseat "picking her locks", it's likely they are having sex.
Submitted by: carly_carlz

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