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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Ides of March

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Vehicle album at
Ides of March's, "Vehicle"
The dirty Lyrics:
Hey well, I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan Won't you hop inside my car I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle, baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle, woman But now I'm sure you know That I love ya I need ya I want ya Got to have you child Great God in Heaven you know I love you
Why They're dirty:
This is a pedophile trying to abduct a little girl!
Submitted by: John G.

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