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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, 10CC

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Bloody Tourists album at
10CC's, "I'm Not In Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
I keep your picture upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that's lying there.
Why They're dirty:
It's a metaphor, being that the stain on the wall that the picture covers reminds the singer of the time he and his ex were making out. (Stain, get it!?)
Submitted by: MOR

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