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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Aqua

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Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm made of plastic,Fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me eveywhere
Why They're dirty:
In this song they are saying off to da side that Barbie is one of the reasons that Beverly Hills has hills(hehehe) And she must be a street 'ooker if you can undress her everywhere....
Submitted by: Anna Boo
Aqua's, "Barbie"
The dirty Lyrics:
Make me walk, make talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can bend on my knees
Why They're dirty:
The part about 'I can bend on my knees'... just about sums up either performing oral sex, OR being taken from behind... very naughty for something that's 'laughing plastic'
Submitted by: Corey
Aqua's, "Lollipop (Candyman)"
The dirty Lyrics:
Sweet things, I will never get enough.
If you show me to the sugar tree,
will you give me a sodapop for free.
Come with me Honey

Bite me, I'm yours - if you're hungry please understand.

I wish that I were a Bubble Yum,
chewing on me baby all day long.
I will be begging for sweet delight,
until you say I'm yours tonight.
Come with me Honey,
Why They're dirty:
The whole song is about oral sex, even the video has phallic symbolism
Submitted by: The Man

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