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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Platinum Blonde

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Platinum Blonde's, "Not In Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
It's hot inside
and it's hot outside
and it's hot inside
Why They're dirty:
I can tell by the heavy breathing that Sergio Galli is doing, that sounds like a dog in heat, that this particular lyric is about some sort of sexual encounter.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Valentine"
The dirty Lyrics:
Your heaven is a halo
burning in the stratosphere
heading down down down down
Why They're dirty:
It just reminds me of someone having a sexual encounter with someone.
Submitted by: Celeste

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