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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Alanis Morissette

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Alanis Morissette's, "Hands Clean"
The dirty Lyrics:
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
Why They're dirty:
Lolita. This is about statutory rape, the whole song is about her relationship with a much older producer when she was a teen. It may be the same fellow that "Ought to Know"
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
It seems she was ticked off in the 90s now she's contemplating the ease that some people forget their misdeeds.
Submitted by: Ben
Alanis Morissette's, "Head Over Feet"
The dirty Lyrics:
You're the best listener that I've ever had
You're my best friend, best friend with benefits What took me so long?
Why They're dirty:
Best friends with benefits means that you engage in sexual activity with someone without being attached to them.
Submitted by: Celes

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