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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Brand New

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Brand New's, "Sic Transit Gloria....... Glory Fades"
The dirty Lyrics:
his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns and he thinks of throwing up.
But the body on the bed beckons forward
and he starts growing up.
Why They're dirty:
'the body beckons forward' is referrring to hip movements and 'he starts growing up' could be an innuendo referring to an erection
Submitted by: Jonny
Brand New's, "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades"
The dirty Lyrics:
Keep the noise low,
She doesn't wanna blow it.
Shaking from head to toe,
While your left hand does "the show me around."
Quickens your heartbeat. . .

. . .You don't recover from a night like this.
A victim still lying in bed, completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tight against sheets barely whisper,
"This is so messed up.". . .

. . .Despite everything he learned from his friends,
He doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth;
He's gasping for air.
Why They're dirty:
Pretty much speaks for itself.
Submitted by: Lizzz

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