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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Elton John

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Elton John

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Elton John's, "Philadelphia Freedom"
The dirty Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man
Why They're dirty:
Elton probably meant this line to refer to growing up in a free society. But 'knee-high to a man' sounds like he's on his knees providing oral gratification to the man.
Submitted by: John

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