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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Louis Armstrong

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Louis Armstrong's, "I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You"
The dirty Lyrics:
You bought my wife a bottle of Coca-Cola
So you could play on her Victrola
Why They're dirty:
Louis is accusing the man of buying his wife a bottle of Coke, so that she could use it for a douche.
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

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