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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Maroon 5

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Maroon 5's, "Animals"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm hitting on you tonight
Why They're dirty:
if you not idiot you'll get it :l
Submitted by: dsadas
Maroon 5's, "Can't stop"
The dirty Lyrics:
And i touch myself Like its somebody else
Why They're dirty:
Yea self explanitory but i will explain anyway :) he masturbates and pretends someone else is giving him a hand job
Submitted by: justcallmewow
Maroon 5's, "Kiwi"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna give you something better
Than anything you’ve ever had
A stronger and a faster lover
The world, it disappears so fast

Sweet kiwi
Your juices dripping down my chin
So please, let me
Don’t stop it before it begins

So give it up, and don’t pretend
And spread your arms and legs across the bed
And when you shake, you won’t regret
The things I whisper in your ear

I can’t wait to take you home
Fingers through your hair
Kisses on your thigh
Scratch me with your nails

Save me from myself
Show me how to care
Get everything out
Dripping everywhere
Lipstick smeared all over your face
How much longer must we wait?
Don’t think that I can wait
Why They're dirty:
I never thought of a kiwi as a very sexual fruit until I heard this song. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a kiwi without thinking about a guy going down on me and giving me amazing oral!
Submitted by: Cecilia
Maroon 5's, "Love Somebody"
The dirty Lyrics:
I know we're only half way there
But you can take me all the way, if you can take me all the way
Why They're dirty:
This song is not just about loving somebody but also about having sex with somebody. Those two lines in lyrics are clearly innuendos. It's saying that he is only half way in and that she should take him all the way in. Kind of disgusting to be singing about especially since the music is so good and beautiful. [Ed: Please don't put a line break tag at the end of the lyrics because there's no next line to break for.]
Submitted by: Matt Jones
Maroon 5's, "Lucky Strike"
The dirty Lyrics:
Got me so high, and then she dropped me
But she got me, she got me, she got me bad
Took me inside and then she rocked me
She keep up all night, this is what it sounds like

Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million, my lucky strike
Why They're dirty:
Aww geez, I wonder what he went inside... And rocking your body keeping him up all night?=/ Methinks dancing the dance with no pants!=)
Submitted by: Baby Hippos
Maroon 5's, "Makes Me Wonder"
The dirty Lyrics:
Pleasure that made you cry.
Why They're dirty:
Ok, that has innuendo written all over it. That one itty bitty sentence just says a lot.
Submitted by: Gee
Maroon 5's, "Makes Me Wonder"
The dirty Lyrics:
Trying to memorize the way I felt between your thighs.
Why They're dirty:
Well, what's between a woman's thighs? Also, this song was on kidzbop apparently...
Submitted by: i am me
Maroon 5's, "Maps"
The dirty Lyrics:
Hard to resist temptations
Why They're dirty:
Temptations pretty much means lust when it is about women
Submitted by: asdasdaw
Maroon 5's, "Misery"
The dirty Lyrics:
You're too scared of braking it that you won't let it bend. And I wrote 200 letters I will never send. And sometimes these cuts are deeper than they see. You'd rather cover up. I'd rather let them be. So let me be and I'll set you free!
Why They're dirty:
Well lets start with the too scared of braking it that you won't let it bend. Ummmmm....... You will get if you are older than 2 and a half. These cuts are deeper than they see? A strained relation.... Cover up? so I think it is clear she ain't wearing anything or trying to hide their (sex) and the guy doesn't care. so the whole time it is a girl getting little pieces of hard affection in strained moments and then in public beating him. Let me be and i will set you free= stop beating me away and I do what makes you pregnant.
Submitted by: jsfosnfa
Maroon 5's, "Misery"
The dirty Lyrics:
Your salty skin, and how
it mixes in with mine
The way it feels to be
completely intertwined.
Why They're dirty:
They are clearly sweaty and their bodies are “intertwined” so either they are having sex or this is very misleading
Submitted by: McKenna Varao
Maroon 5's, "One More Night"
The dirty Lyrics:
Try to tell you stop but you're lipstick got me so out of breath.
Why They're dirty:
Well try to tell you stop? I think it is clear what she is doing. (sex)
Submitted by: Kai
Maroon 5's, "Secret"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm driving fast now
Don't think I know how to go slow
Where you at now
I feel around
There you are

Cool these engines
Calm these jets
I ask you how hot can it get
And as you wipe off beads of sweat
Slowly you say, I'm not there yet
Why They're dirty:
Well, um... I don't think this needs a lot of explaining, really. The entire song is just *dirty*, by the way.
Submitted by: Estella
Maroon 5's, "Shiver"
The dirty Lyrics:
Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth.
Why They're dirty:
I wonder what he meant by that...'nuff said.
Submitted by: Gee
Maroon 5's, "Sweetest Goodbye"
The dirty Lyrics:
Pushing forward and arching back
Bring me closer to heart attack
Why They're dirty:
Wow! I wonder when pushing forward and arching back brings you closer to heart attack!=0 The lyrics are pretty self explanatory if you are old enough to understand...=)
Submitted by: Baby Hippos
Maroon5's, "This Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
I tried my best to feed her appetite,
keep her coming ever night.
Why They're dirty:
hhmm.......wonder why MTV nad Vh1 would block out 'coming'. and then what they are doing on the music video, makes sense
Submitted by: Ashley
Maroon 5's, "This Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
My pressure on your hips Sinking in my fingertips Into every inch of you Because I know that's what you want me to do.
Why They're dirty:
Ok, I think its obvious, pressue on your hips and fingertips and whatnot. Clearly fingering her. =)
Submitted by: OH yeas

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