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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Van Halen

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1984 album at
Van Halen's, "Black & Blue"
The dirty Lyrics:
Slip n' slide, push it in
Bitch sure got the rhythm
I'm holding back, oh yeah, I got the control
Hooked into her system
Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
Why They're dirty:
Um, I pretty much knew they were dirty the first time I heard it. Duh.
Submitted by: Jamba

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