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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Pretenders

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Pretenders', "No Guarantee"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh, guarantee when you're coming in me
You got a rubber on, baby
Guarantee when I love you for free
I'm gonna pay one day
Oh, guarantee
When you sock it to me
When you punch it to me
When you hook it to me
When you knock it to me
When you talk it to me
You guarantee, my love
Why They're dirty:
These lyrics are pretty self-explanatory. Some of them use boxing metaphors worthy of Muhammad Ali. The man has a rubber on. Right at the song's end, after some electric studio racket, Chrissie proclaims, "I knew you were rubbish!". Yeah, rubbish even when using a rubber. Go figure.
Submitted by: Ramses Rock

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