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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Billy J Kramer and the Dakotas

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Billy J Kramer and the Dakotas', "Little Children"
The dirty Lyrics:
Little children You better not tell what you see And if you're good I'll give you candy and a quarter If you're quiet like you oughta be And keep a secret with me
Why They're dirty:
He's asking his girlfriend's younger siblings to be quiet about what happens when mom & dad aren't around.
Submitted by: Jonathan M

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