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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Procol Harum

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Broken Barricades album at
Procol Harum's, "Grand Hotel"
The dirty Lyrics:
Where's my Continental Bride? We'll Continental Slip and Slide
. Early Morning Pinch and bite, these French Girls always like to fight.
Why They're dirty:
The whole song probably has a lot of innuendos, but some seem less subtle than others like in this line where it seems that this is more about foreplay.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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