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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Tori Amos

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Tori Amos', "In the Springtime of His Voodoo"
The dirty Lyrics:
got an angry snatch
girls you know what i mean
when swivelin that hip doesn't do the trick
me pureed sanitarily mr sulu
Why They're dirty:
Don't know if I consider these 'dirty', but some folks might...anyway, these always kind of tickled me...Tori is a trip...'got an angry snatch, girls you know what I mean' is certainly a rather unique and personal sounding lyric...and 'me pureed sanitarily mr sulu' sounds an awful lot like a douching process...NOTE: I didn't capitalize her lyrics because she writes them all in lower case...
Submitted by: Paul Robinson
Tori Amos', "Little Amsterdam"
The dirty Lyrics:
father only you can save my soul
playing that organ must account for something
Why They're dirty:
I never really thought about it until I saw Tori in concert. On 'playing that organ' she stroked the length of the mic suggestively, as if it were a phallus.
Submitted by: SanguinaryApple
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh honey bring it close to my,
oh honey bring close to my,
oh honey bring it close to my lips yeah...
It's gotta be big,
it's gotta be big,
it's gotta be big,
it's gotta be big etc......
Why They're dirty:
when i read them. I do believe she talking about oral.
Submitted by: blkrabbit

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