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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Lustra

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Bikini Pie Fight album at
Lustra's, "Scotty Doesn't Know"
The dirty Lyrics:
Scotty doesn't know,
That Fiona and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...
Scotty doesn't know
Fiona says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow
Life is so hard, cuz...
Scotty doesn't know
I did her on his birthday.
Why They're dirty:
The whole entire song is about cheating and sex!
Submitted by: Alex

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