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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Lunachicks

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Lunachicks', "Cumming Into My Own"
The dirty Lyrics:
I've always pleased everyone else
And now I try to please myelf
And I think of how I feel
In the end, in my end
I can't say yes anymore
'Cause by myself I'm never bored
On others wishes close the door
I can't say yes anymore
I've lost all anxiety
Worrying about pleasing me
If you don't like it, I'm not sorry
I'm just cumming into me!
I can't say yes anymore
Don't ever need to even score
On others hands I've closed the door
I can't say yes anymore
And it I don't pick up the phone
It may not mean that I'm not home
I may be laying there alone
Feeling fine, feeling mine!
I can't say yes anymore!
Why They're dirty:
At first I thought this was just a nice song about some girl asserting her independence and saying she wasn't going to put others wishes before her own any more. You'd think the spelling of the song's title would have made me realize what the song is really about, but it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out it was about masturbation.
Submitted by: big dan

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