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Song Parodies -> "Someday"

Original Song Title:

"Hands Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessional

Parody Song Title:

"Someday"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

This is as far as I have gotten intimacy-wise, at least, meaningfully. Then, I would not have kissed the only guy I had ever loved because I wanted to be on the receiving end during my first kiss. Thus, I received it from a stranger on a dance floor, seven months later.
You IM me
You take me out
You were all charm
And knocked me out
June 12th last year
Almost a date
Kind glance, warm smile
You sealed my fate
Your air is calm
It eases mine
I check your sign--
Yes, we'll have the chemistry

My heart beats too fast
To be yours is murder
So won't you murder
So I can be her
This girl is yours for game or soul mate
Hook up or girlfriend
Or even just friends
Whichever you prefer

It's after school
Let's stay 'til first bell
Just watch the time pass
Alone in math class
Privacy from all those nagging old folks
"Be home by six, hun"
That's why they got none.
Don't leave, don't go
Stay close so I'll know
That I am the one

My heart beats too fast
To be yours is murder
So won't you murder
So I can be her
This girl is yours for game or soul mate
Hook up or girlfriend
Or even just friends
Whichever you prefer

Someday
We will meet once more
At our high school reunion
How sweet you were back then
The ring of my cell phone
When you called me at midnight
The leap of my heart
When I saw you on MySpace
And the way your eyes rolled
As you said, "F*cking Christ"
At my silliest joke attempt
Remember when
On September 6th
It was so late
Teachers kicked us out
So we "snuck into school"
Found a spot on the bench
When you wrapped your arms around me
I loved you around me
You around me
You around me
I loved you around me
You around me

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