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Song Parodies -> "Vindicated? Nah."

Original Song Title:

"Vindicated"

Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessional

Parody Song Title:

"Vindicated? Nah."

Parody Written by:

Jonathan P. Rice

The Lyrics

So tired of bands selling themselves to movies...This is my tribute to the sellout band.
Sh** dangles from my rim
Can't go poop in the bathroom
Walking in and walking out
The sight of it has caught your eye

I hope it ends
So time consuming, so unsurprising
I am constipated

(Chorus)
I am Constipated
I ate shellfish
With some lard
Am I right?
I swear it's right
Swear I did it all along

And I am clogged
I wanna clean it out so well
I am taking in me now the meds you
Wouldn't want, yourself

Now clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Such a pretty little keepsake
Overpriced and beautiful
The sight of it has caught my eye

And captured me--
Still constipated; though, motivated
I am certain now that

I can confiscate it
I am selfish
I am wrong
Put up a fight
Stole it last night
Said it wasn't really me

I'll go to jail
But I am doing pretty well
I am seeing that I now have things you wanna keep yourself

So long
To the world I knew so well
This place has turned into some hell
There's my cellmateŚname is Trevor
Condoms are paper thin
Just one push and he'll be in
Too deep now to ever fight against the system
I'll wash myself today (3x)
So let me go into the shower
I'll wash myself today (4x)

Penetrated
I am ravished
I am raw
I'm so tight
This can't be right
Swear he'll do it all the time
No longer clogged
'Cause I have something in me now:
I have swimming in me now
A thing you don't want for yourself

His soap
It dangles from a string
His growing intervention...

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