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Song Parodies -> "Intoxicated"

Original Song Title:

"Vindicated"

Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessional

Parody Song Title:

"Intoxicated"

Parody Written by:

Katie

The Lyrics

Oh how I love the pirates smelling of old rags and their rum... (ahem, no they are not scarry and disgusting, they're sexy and they're beautiful) mmm... this is a new pirate song they can sing on their lovely ships late at night when the moon is out and the sea is calm...
Yo ho
Let's have a drink
Rum pours from a bottle
Like sparkling amber satisfaction
Dripping in my glass and filling out
The shine of it has caught my eye

and I took it in
So mesmorizing and so hypnotizing
I am like a pirate, I am

Intoxicated
I am wasted
I am drunk
I can drive
I swear I drive
I swear I drive a dog
And I am lush
They are cleaning up me still
I am peeing on me now- ooo things just won't hold still

So dazed.
You like the words I sing?
I think I should get hair extensions
Blah, blah, blah... I forget the words
Dots are floating in my eyes

And I'm falling
So bashed, so inebriated
I am certain now that I am

Intoxicated
I am wasted
I am drunk
I can drive
I swear I drive
I swear I drive a dog
And I am lush
They are cleaning up me still
I am peeing on me now- ooo things just won't hold still

So lick
Up the rest off your lips
Give the bartender big tips
Tell him I'll love him forever
Yeah tell him I love em
Just more drink I'll get from him
It'd be so funny to see me drive in this condition
So let me drink away
So let me drink away
So let me drink away
So let me drive in this condition
So let me drink away
So let me drink away
So let me drink away
So let me drink away

Intoxicated
I am wasted
I am drunk
I can drive
I swear I drive
I swear I drive a dog
And I am lush
They are cleaning up me still
I am peeing on me now- ooo things just won't hold still

Yo ho.
Let's go pirating
Sail my ship across the ocean...
Please don't bite me for making talk of drunk driving being funny, you're just wasting your time and mine.

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