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Song Parodies -> "Demented"

Original Song Title:

"Hands Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessional

Parody Song Title:

"Demented"

Parody Written by:

The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo

The Lyrics

Its been awhile hasnt it? Oh well, read the other ones please smells, KISSES!
Spaz out for luck, Spaz on the floor
This air is toxic, you sniff with me
This night is high, so spacky n coooool
These doctors they race for the smelly cheese
Your legs are hairy as hairy as mine
We're doing fine, we've found the right hole.

My heads so high that your glue might kill me
So won't you shag me, so I die happy
My dope is yours, to sniff or burn
to roll or swallow, or wear as earrings
Whichever you prefer

The drugs are flushed, let's not get busted,
Just lay shagging here undiscovered.
Safe in here from all the stupid coppers.
Hey did you get some?
Man, that's a nice bum.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay high
they can't hear, so we can smoke some.

My heads so high that your glue might kill me
So won't you shag me, so I die happy
My dope is yours, to sniff or burn
to roll or swallow, or wear as earrings
Whichever you prefer

Brains gone, this is the best day I will never remember
I'll never remember the sound of excitement,
The dim of the soft lights, the scent of your weed
That you rolled in your fingers
And the time on the clock when we realized we're so high
And this dope that we shared together
The streets were red and the gate was lellow
So I humped it, and pushed you off
And you stood at your door with your hands on my crotch
And you rubbed me like you're demented
And I knew that you're demented
That you're demented, that you're demented
And I knew that you're demented, you're demented.
we love you babaaay mwah!

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 16

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Lesbian Losers - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
we love you all, and yes we know it doesnt quite fit but if you try really hard it will!!!
Gay Winners - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
we love you too!
lesbian losers woo woo - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
fab jenny 4 weasel boy forever !!!!
Cole - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
lmao this is so funny
B. - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This was really funny. "Your legs are hairy, as hairy as mine"...that line in particular cracked me up. Big 5's.

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