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Song Parodies -> "Pens Down"

Original Song Title:

"Hands Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessional

Parody Song Title:

"Pens Down"

Parody Written by:

Seanydon

The Lyrics

Cramming for what? I want to sleep.
This brain is messed, you soon shall see
That this life is crap; so lame and dull.
Cambridge is filled with real assholes.
Please share your answers, if you're so kind,
I'm doing fine, I writing nothing at all

My folks are so high that they just might kill me
Why would they kill me? this test is crappy
My my butt is their's, to spank or purge
To cane or beat me, all with great fury
Whichever they prefer

The hall are hushed, let's not get busted
Just share your answers, i have that covered
Sick in here with all these stupid questions
"Psst, what's for number twenty-one?"
Man, that's a tough one
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close
She can't hear, so we can share some

My folks are so high that they just might kill me
Why would they kill me? this test is crappy
My my butt is their's, to spank or purge
To cane or beat me, all with great fury
Whichever they prefer

Pens down, this is the worst test I can ever remember
I'll always remember the sound of the nibs
As they ran on the papers, scent of the hair
that littered on the table
And the time on the clock when I realized that time's up
And it's too late to share our answers
But the work were crap and the sums was fucked
So I begged you to let me see
And she stood at my desk with her hands on her waist
And she snarled just like she saw it
And I think that she saw it
Cos she took it, and she tore it
And I know I'm in deep shit, cos she saw it

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Ray - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Man that's a tough one...lmao Good job

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