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Paul Simon's, "Darling Lorraine"
The Funny Lyrics:
What! You don't like the way I chew? Let me tell you...
Why They're funny:
Brilliant. Why don't noisy eaters get more mentions in songs? This is just wonderfully observed; when your lover gets narky about the way you chew, get your coat, pal, it's all over. Great song, too.
Submitted by: Jinksy
Paul Simon's, "Gumboots"
The Funny Lyrics:
Believing I had supernatural powers
I slammed into a brick wall.
I slammed into a brick wall.
Why They're funny:
Funny Funny Funny
Submitted by: Sarah
Paul Simon's, "You Can Call Me Al"
The Funny Lyrics:
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone, gone? He ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations
Why They're funny:
I can't help thinking of Bill and Monica every time I hear this, even if it's from ten years before the whole debaucle. Though there are countless examples to prove this true. It's funny 'cause it's true. It's funny and true.
Submitted by: Ben
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