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John Prine's, "Illegal Smile"
The Funny Lyrics:
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down
and won
and it was 12 o'clock before I realized I was having
no fun
and won
and it was 12 o'clock before I realized I was having
no fun
Why They're funny:
He was stared down by a bowl of oatmeal
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
John Prine's, "Please Don't Bury Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
- And the deaf can take both of my ears If they don't mind the size -Give my stomach to milwaukee If they run out of beer -Send my mouth way down south And kiss my ass goodbye
Why They're funny:
Just another funny song...
Submitted by: Meat
John Prine's, "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"
The Funny Lyrics:
While digesting reader's digest in the back of the dirty book store
a plastic flag with gum on the back fell out on the floor
well I picked it up and I ran outside and slapped it on my windshield
and if I could see old betsy ross, I'd tell her how good I feel
a plastic flag with gum on the back fell out on the floor
well I picked it up and I ran outside and slapped it on my windshield
and if I could see old betsy ross, I'd tell her how good I feel
Why They're funny:
He's digesting reader's digest...
and he's reading that in an adult bookstore instead of porn
and he's reading that in an adult bookstore instead of porn
Submitted by: Tania Wyep
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