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These are lyrics by Crowded House that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Crowded House

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Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
My posessions are causing me suspicion
but there's no proof.
Why They're funny:
Unless you have your own towing company then there's no way you can tow your own car.
Submitted by: Celeste
Crowded House's, "Italian Plastic"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you wake up with me
I'll be your glass of water uh huh
When you stick up for me
Then I'll be your bella bambino, your man from the moon
I'll be your little boy running with that egg on his spoon
I'll be your soul survivor, your worst wicked friend
I'll be your piggy in the middle, stick with you till the end
Why They're funny:
LOL. It's just a cute silly song :)
Submitted by: Annie
Crowded House's, "My Telly's Gone Bung"
The Funny Lyrics:
My telly's gone bung
What am I to do about the ABC
My telly's gone bung
What am I to do about my predicament
My telly's gone bung
I plugged it it in and it turned me off again
Why They're funny:
Just an all around silly song about a broken television set.
Submitted by: Annie

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