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Smash Mouth's, "Come On Come On"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I had a gal she'd be in a dress
Why They're funny:
so random!
Submitted by: goat
Smash Mouth's, "Diggin' Your Scene"
The Funny Lyrics:
My friends tell me I should run They say they think she's got a gun But that just only turns me on Right on Right on Right on
Why They're funny:
think about it.
Submitted by: Em
Smash Mouth's, "Pet Names"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't remember applying for a name change
So why is it you're calling me Mr. Deranged
Psychopathic Pornographic Stinking Drunk
Failing-Fast Lying-Ass Worthless Punk?
So why is it you're calling me Mr. Deranged
Psychopathic Pornographic Stinking Drunk
Failing-Fast Lying-Ass Worthless Punk?
Why They're funny:
This entire song is pretty funny, but when you imagine an ex-girlfriend screaming out that ridiculously long name it's just even more amusing.
Submitted by: Lieselette
Smash Mouth's, "She Turns Me On"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jackie O. did she know
Why They're funny:
This is one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard, but that line cracks me up. The 'O' is held out for too long to make it sound like an initial, which it really is supposed to be.
Submitted by: Lieselette
Smash Mouth's, "Sorry"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sorry about your penis (repeat)
Why They're funny:
They spend the entire song screaming about how they're sorry about the guy's penis, and they don't even say what's wrong with it. I mean, my god, this is the coolest song ever, but it makes no freaking sense! (Maybe he doesn't have one... Just a thought...)
Submitted by: Koala Gurl
Smash Mouth's, "Whole Lotta Love"
The Funny Lyrics:
For you I'd take off my shoes and my socks, baby
And watch you laugh as I walked across burnin' rocks
And watch you laugh as I walked across burnin' rocks
Why They're funny:
it makes no sense, but it's still kind of funny.
Submitted by: oddxsocks
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