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These are lyrics by The Pogues that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, The Pogues

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The Pogues', "Boat Train"
The Funny Lyrics:
First we had some vodka,
then we drank some gin
Then we drank tequila
I guess that's what did me in
Then we drank some brandy...
Why They're funny:
No doubt this was taken from singer Shane McGowan's own experience of backstage life
Submitted by: McEwan
The Pogues', "Fairytale of New York"
The Funny Lyrics:
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot,
merry christmas your arse I hope God it's our last
Why They're funny:
It sounds like a really romantic song at the start and then this insulting bit comes in and it's brilliant!
Submitted by: Lisa

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