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These are lyrics by China Crisis that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, China Crisis

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Greatest Hits album at
China Crisis', "King In A Catholic Style"
The Funny Lyrics:
Wake up, wake up!
King in a catholic style
with your man, with your man make up
and your big money business smile
cut 'em up, cut 'em up...
Why They're funny:
I don't have a clue how a catholic (middle-age?) King could also be a business mogul. The entire lyrics are about as outrageous as this opening...
Submitted by: Louise

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