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David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Funny Lyrics:
'He was the Nazz, with God-given ass'
Why They're funny:
Maura's first impression was right; Ziggy represents a Messiah figure (albeit a leper one). 'The Nazz' was a piece by Lord Buckley in which he basically retells some Gospel stories in fifties hipster lingo:
'Now, The Nazz was the kind of a cat that come on so cool
and so groovy and so with-it
that when he laid it down,
WHA-BOM, it stayed there.'
Submitted by: Joe
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Funny Lyrics:
He was the nazz
with God given ass
Why They're funny:
English not being my native language, I used to think that 'nazz' was short for 'nazarene', so that the image would be that Ziggy was Christ. If that were the case, his hindquarters would certainly be 'God given'!
Submitted by: Maura
David Bowie's, "Ziggy Stardust"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well hung with snow white tan.
Why They're funny:
When I first heard this, it reminded me of my ex-boyfriend!
Submitted by: Taylor

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