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Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
Our House, in the middle of our street
Why They're funny:
What the...? Why would a house be in the middle of a street? What, do cars come swerving round it? Or is it on an island, that would make sense!
Submitted by: Ripp
Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
Our mom she's so house proud
Why They're funny:
This line is so great, I just picture this mom wearing an apron that says 'House Proud Mom' on it! *L*
Submitted by: Adriana
Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
The kids are playing up downstairs
Why They're funny:
What........?! How are the kids playing up downstairs!!! It makes no bloody sence!!!!
Submitted by: Jeff
Madness', "Our House"
The Funny Lyrics:
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
Such a happy time
Why They're funny:
The way they say Happy is so great! Also the way it's always 'something' time! Love this song!
Submitted by: Adriana
Madness', "Shut Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm as honest as the day is long -
The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong.
The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong.
Why They're funny:
In Britain, it's quite common to say that someone is "as honest as the day is long" as a compliment. But this song twists the meaning around because it's about a thief who operates at night - so although he is indeed "as honest as the day is long", that's not saying much!
Submitted by: Tha Boz Boz
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