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Arrogant Worms', "Carrot Juice Is Murder"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower'
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower'
Why They're funny:
This whole song is hilarious, but this part is particularly funny because of the irony that the guy would rather kill other people than let some vegetables 'suffer'
Submitted by: Leah
Arrogant Worms', "Great to Be a Nerd"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerd Tolkien was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd We are the nerds in your neighborhood Polyester's a fashion statement But there's more room on the beach for you Cuz we're locked in our basement We rarely get a date or get talked to by a girl Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework We're emotionally far left and we're forstraighted But we can download photographs of Agent Scully naked
Why They're funny:
One of the funniest songs ever! You'll only get the Agent Scully bit if you have ever watched Star Trek, a so called 'Nerdy' show. U should listen to the whole song its so funny!
Submitted by: Funnyhaha
Arrogant Worms', "Jesus' Brother Bob"
The Funny Lyrics:
He died upon the cross, I thought that I was free
People would get to know me, for me ('hey Bob, 'hey Judas')
this was my big chance, to finally get ahead....
The next thing you know he's rising from the dead!
People would get to know me, for me ('hey Bob, 'hey Judas')
this was my big chance, to finally get ahead....
The next thing you know he's rising from the dead!
Why They're funny:
i laughed..... hard
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "Jesus' Brother Bob"
The Funny Lyrics:
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of God Jr.
I'd be more than the brother of God Jr.
Why They're funny:
As if the title doesn't say everything...
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "Proud to Be Canadian"
The Funny Lyrics:
Our fair country, Canada, is north of the usa Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks
Why They're funny:
When abc introduced tv hockey to the us, they wanted to make it easier for the viewers to follow the puck, so they put a glowing chip inside all of the pucks.
Submitted by: Funnyhaha
Arrogant Worms', "Rippy the Gator"
The Funny Lyrics:
Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm
But when he came back out again, he was short an arm
But when he came back out again, he was short an arm
Why They're funny:
This entire song is about a kid whose family goes to Florida and gets eaten one limb at a time by an alligator.
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "Rippy the Gator"
The Funny Lyrics:
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
Why They're funny:
Must I say anything?
Submitted by: Sunshine
Arrogant Worms', "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!
Why They're funny:
For those of you unfamiliar with canadian geography, Saskatchewan is a prairie province. This band has a cult following among canadian teens, which i'm sure it richly deserves.
Submitted by: sophie
Arrogant Worms', "The War Of 1812"
The Funny Lyrics:
He though he'd invade Canada
He though that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington
And burned down all his stuff
And the White House burned burned burned
And we're the ones who did it
It burned burned burned
While the President ran and cried
He though that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington
And burned down all his stuff
And the White House burned burned burned
And we're the ones who did it
It burned burned burned
While the President ran and cried
Why They're funny:
Another reason why the Arrogant Worms have a Canadian cult following. This would probably wouldn't happen again in real life if the US tried to invade Canada. Must I say more...
Submitted by: FonceeGirl
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