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These are lyrics by Lily Allen that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Lily Allen

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Alfie EP album at
Lily Allen's, "Alfie"
The Funny Lyrics:
How do you ever expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is play on computer games?
Why They're funny:
This is funny because I know people like that. They sit around and do basically nothing all day and expect to get laid sometime in their life.
Submitted by: Guest
Lily Allen's, "LDN"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you look with your eyes
Everything seems nice
Why They're funny:
What else are you going to look with, your ears?!?
Submitted by: Sarah142
Lily Allen's, "LDN"
The Funny Lyrics:
There was a little old lady, she was walking down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city having lunch in the park
I believe that is called alfresco
Why They're funny:
Even though I HATE Lily Allen songs, I just find this lyric HILARIOUSLY funny! For a start, is is funny to hear the word 'Tesco' in a pop record. Secondly, the rhyming is hilarious, singing about 'alfresco', to rhyme with 'Tesco'!
Submitted by: Sarah142

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