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These are lyrics by Phish that we think are kind of funny.
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Phish's, "Cavern"
The Funny Lyrics:
Whatever you do,
take care of your shoes
take care of your shoes
Why They're funny:
Words of wisdom.
Submitted by: Smudge
Phish's, "Contact"
The Funny Lyrics:
The tires are the things on you're car that make contact with the road.
Why They're funny:
This song never fails to crack me up.
Submitted by: FindThePhish
Phish's, "I Didn't Know"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, I didn't like cheeseburger alleycats near me
A petrified fish disease I wish somebody'd hear me
A petrified fish disease I wish somebody'd hear me
Why They're funny:
I didn't know that I was that far gone
Submitted by: Jeremiah Heiss
Phish's, "My Sweet One"
The Funny Lyrics:
If your dog or cat ever dies. I get you a ewe.
Why They're funny:
That's really sweet. I've always wanted a pet sheep.
Submitted by: Mandie
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