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These are lyrics by Phish that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Phish

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A Live One album at
Phish's, "Cavern"
The Funny Lyrics:
Whatever you do,
take care of your shoes
Why They're funny:
Words of wisdom.
Submitted by: Smudge
Phish's, "Contact"
The Funny Lyrics:
The tires are the things on your car that make contact with the road.
Why They're funny:
This song never fails to crack me up.
Submitted by: FindThePhish
Phish's, "I Didn't Know"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, I didn't like cheeseburger alleycats near me
A petrified fish disease I wish somebody'd hear me
Why They're funny:
I didn't know that I was that far gone
Submitted by: Jeremiah Heiss
Phish's, "My Sweet One"
The Funny Lyrics:
If your dog or cat ever dies. I get you a ewe.
Why They're funny:
That's really sweet. I've always wanted a pet sheep.
Submitted by: Mandie
Phish's, "Possum"
The Funny Lyrics:
The road was his end, his end was the road.
Why They're funny:
It's a jamming song about a possum
Submitted by: Puddy
Phish's, "Stash"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yank down my tunic and dangle my stash
Why They're funny:
It was enough to make me chuckle
Submitted by: Taron Mclean 2326

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