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Whatever you do,
take care of your shoes
Words of wisdom.
Submitted by: Smudge
The tires are the things on your car that make contact with the road.
This song never fails to crack me up.
Submitted by: FindThePhish
Well, I didn't like cheeseburger alleycats near me
A petrified fish disease I wish somebody'd hear me
I didn't know that I was that far gone
Submitted by: Jeremiah Heiss
If your dog or cat ever dies. I get you a ewe.
That's really sweet. I've always wanted a pet sheep.
Submitted by: Mandie
The road was his end, his end was the road.
It's a jamming song about a possum
Submitted by: Puddy
Yank down my tunic and dangle my stash
It was enough to make me chuckle
Submitted by: Taron Mclean 2326
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