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These are lyrics by Roxette that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Roxette

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Roxette's, "Crush On You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dead flies in my scotch with ice
Why They're funny:
Really, can I explain it? It's a riot! Next thing you know they'll say something like "I made you a cookie but I eated it". (that quote was from I Can Has Cheezburger)
Submitted by: Amanda
Roxette's, "Joyride"
The Funny Lyrics:
She's got a club on the moon
and she's keeping all her secrets in a wonderful balloon
Why They're funny:
Well, how are we supposed to get to the moon to join in the party? In a balloon?
Submitted by: Mandy
Roxette's, "The Look"
The Funny Lyrics:
Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer, she's a juvenile scam.
Never was a quitter.
Tasty like a raindrop, she's got the look.
Why They're funny:
Who is this chick? And why do we need so many mixed metaphors to describe her?? Maybe this song makes sense when translated into Swedish... Tasty like a raindrop?? Delicious.
Submitted by: Benjamin

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