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Dead flies in my scotch with ice
Really, can I explain it? It's a riot! Next thing you know they'll say something like "I made you a cookie but I eated it". (that quote was from I Can Has Cheezburger)
Submitted by: Amanda
She's got a club on the moon
and she's keeping all her secrets in a wonderful balloon
Well, how are we supposed to get to the moon to join in the party? In a balloon?
Submitted by: Mandy
Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer, she's a juvenile scam.
Never was a quitter.
Tasty like a raindrop, she's got the look.
Who is this chick? And why do we need so many mixed metaphors to describe her?? Maybe this song makes sense when translated into Swedish... Tasty like a raindrop?? Delicious.
Submitted by: Benjamin
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