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These are lyrics by Dr. Alban that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Dr. Alban

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Dr. Alban's, "No Coke"
The Funny Lyrics:
We don't want no coke, no heroin
No hash-hash, no amphetamin
Cocaine will do you no good
Ecstacy, hash, no mush
Why They're funny:
If this is supposed to be an anti-drug anthem, it's funny the Doctor sounds so stoned and details so many kinds of stuff.
Submitted by: Maura

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