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These are lyrics by Worm Quartet that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Worm Quartet

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Worm Quartet's, "Dear God"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dear God, Please don't let my sperm mutate,
grow until they're six foot-eight,
start a revolution and devour me from within.
Why They're funny:
The whole song is about begging God to protect you from everything immaginable. This is just one of those lines that stands out.
Submitted by: Inferno

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