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These are lyrics by Monty Python's Flying Circus that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Monty Python's Flying Circus', "Eric The Half A Bee"
The Funny Lyrics:
I love this hive employee-yee,
Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me.
I love him carnally.
Why They're funny:
this is the oddest song i've come across in a while. there's a bee that the singer accidently cuts in half, then befriends and loves. carnally. good times.
Submitted by: quyjibo
Monty Python's Flying Circus', "The Lumberjack Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
I chop down trees I wear High heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear mama.
Why They're funny:
Michael Palin starts the song with being a 'normal' lumberjack., but with each verse, the song gets more idiotic. There is even a choir of Canadian Mounties in the song. They repeat each verse, but seem a little confused with de penultimate verse. Halfway through the last verse, they quit. Also the girl standing next to the lumberjack (playing his girlfriend) starts crying: 'Oh Bevis, and I thought you were so rugged!'
Submitted by: Timhotep

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