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Cracker's, "Low"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey, don't you wanna go down, like some junkie cosmonaut?
Why They're funny:
I wonder what the Russian space program thinks of this.
Submitted by: George Morris
Cracker's, "Mr. Wrong"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you? Would she like to meet my brother? He'll be out of jail in a month or two.
Why They're funny:
A great song from Lowry and Co. Lots of funny lyrics, but these three lines are what always stick out for me.
Submitted by: James O'Blivion
Cracker's, "Teen Agnst"
The Funny Lyrics:
What the world needs now
Is a new Frank Sinatra
So I can get you in bed
What the world needs now
Is another folk singer
Like I need a hole in my head
Why They're funny:
Yeah, it's funny. It's funny because it's true. Sometimes total honesty is hilarious.
Submitted by: Jess
Cracker's, "Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now)"
The Funny Lyrics:
What the world needs now,
is some real words of wisdom,
like la la la la la la la la la.
Why They're funny:
Wow, that was deep.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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